puns

a doctor gave a man a clean bill of health, but told him to get more fresh ayers. the man started taking long walks. he a dorhns himself with a light illinois jacket, which he wears now more than evers. he looks a little funny according to malcolm whose ideas are usually middle of the abbie road. but on this occasion, he did not beatle around the bush. by george, he said "you better not go to the beach, boy, in that outfit." herman became a hermit from comments like this one, so i don't approve of his re-marx. i think i will karl him up and try to figure out what his engels is. once i did call him, and i interrupted his breakfast of a hegel and cream cheese. he wanted to kareem me. "don't you realize it is not the mark of a gentleman to disturb a man while he is eaton?" he bellowed. "saul got to stop doing that!" he stated, but i didn't go in for that jazz. "utah too much!" i responded, and then i went to the john and read about the stock market, which had dropped a ton. it's enough to make a man a boozer. sometimes i want to take hit of herb, but i don't have the williams. ohh, it is all so artifical, sometimes i feel like i deserve an oscar just putting a smile on my face. other times i think about moving west. in heinsohn, it's easy to look back at the past. sometimes, you just wilt under the presuure, and you don't want to stand pat any more. i would sail the river jordan if i could. yes serling, i need more than my rod. yes, dick johnson was a great playa, but was he guy smiley? did he get happy? all of me wants to know. for all we know, he is sad, for a penis is just a thing called joe, and his name is dick. in this cunt-tree grows the crops of life, liberty, and the pursuit of a penis. so pick asshole may try to paint a pretty picture, but the only thing that is real in this country, sonny, is ugliness.