ron, we may have to cart her away if her comments continue to be off bass

cello. is it me you're looking for? that was an out there way to start a blog.

i am currently sitting at a "reference only" computer at the brookline public library. well, i for one find this blog to be a vital source of information, and i will not let quaint things like rules impede its progress. yes, only a man reading the confederacy of dunces could write such pithy remarks.

just finished the extras christmas special. i must say, it made me feel a little better about the holiday. it put me in a gay mood and made me want to sing a christmas adam and steve carell. after seeing it, i don't think anyone will be able to rainn wilson on my parade for a good while. seriously, it was something to see. in an age of endless garbage, gervais stands as one of the few cultural creatures of note. his andy millman should be widely seen and regarded as one of the great characters in the history of television, just as my blog should be regarded as a unique contribution to the world of letters, an ode owed to those who have chosen to stand and fight against the beast of modern capitalism.

perhaps i did put a little to much rum in that soda. so duh, wouldn't you have done the same? perhaps i should just make a mclean break of it and take a long drink of the blues, unlike an actor i know who took a long drink of the penis by a rock near the hudson river. clever, you cey, ron? wells david, i will have you know that i write this blog with no aids. i do it all. i fly solo, for i have soul, o, more than just about any rock head in this country.

let my blog be my message to a deaf world. let silberg read it, and be touched. i saw silberg last week. he told me he got a really good deal the last time he went to the library. silberg is recovering from christmas. luckily for him, there is a santa claus in his contract that he only needs to celebrate it once a year. silberg curses the modern consumer, usually from his spot in a line of one of the various record stores where much of his money is collecting interest while he satisfies his interest. silberg recently thought of joining the iraqi resistance, but couldn't get a good deal on a plane ticket, what with the high cost of gas and all. on the oil heat in his apartment, he recently uttered, "it is better to be cold. it is also cheaper." silberg once thought of bombing an oil tank, but stopped short (that's a pretty good move) when he realized that one of the tanks had a picture on it that looked a little like ho chi minh. silberg has lately taken to be a working stiff, as no one has yet appeared to act as his benefactor. on the subject of sports, he told me the patriots are not a perfect team, it's just that they never lose, and that coed lacrosse would some day come to dominate the north american sports scene. shortly before we parted, he recommended the death penalty for mariah carey, and was hopeful that william blum could become the next president of our beloved harold land. oh silberg, what "wisdom" is his.

until we meet again,

revolution...when will you make your way to our shores?