idea for a show

you know how the old doo wop guys get together and do those revival shows on pbs? well, in the future, they are gonna do one for the hip hop guys. can't you see it? the female dancers, in their thongs, now 80 years old. remember, you have to do it exactly like the original video, and that includes the same dancers and the same thongs. and, the best part, the same rappers in the same clothes. i can see 50 cent now, with his walking stick. and there's jay z, wobbling around, struggling to get all the words out. and there in the crowd are all the old people, wearing their vintage hip hop gere. even richard will be there. they will be waving their arms and sticking their fingers in all directions. kanye wll shout about how happy he is to be in toledo. old pimps and "gangstas" will be taking calls, accepting your pledges. we will get misty eyed as we remember the grand old days of commercial, watered down, sexist, homophobic rap. dead pres and most def will not be asked to come on the show, for fear that they may say something of merit. perhaps one of them would have spoken out against our bombing of peru, which will have been going on for four years at the time of this concert.

now, this is a show i would watch. old rappers, wearing the same clothes, doing the same songs, with the same dancers. makes you salivate, doesn't it? with thoughts like this, i don't even mind growing old.

i can't wait to see what eminem looks like.