grandma moses's tits and norman rockwell's ass

to start off, a little political discourse. after this discourse, i will have dessert, and then i will retire to my quarters and listen to penny lover. i will then lionel down on my bed, relax for a bit, take a bath, and then daydream into the great beyond. you knowles i will detach and my thoughts will wander into the blue horizon.
now, for the discourse.
hillary clinton has proposed a range of initiatives (she subtracted the smallest from the largest number, and ended up in texas) aimed at making it easier for college students to pay for and complete their education. left unsaid in this report is her support of the bombing of iraqi schools and universities, hence making it harder for college students to complete their education. hillary would provide $500 million in grants to community colleges. this is $220 million less than the $720 million that the iraq war costs each day. she said there is no guarantee that the u.s. will remain a great nation with a growing economy if it doesn't do more to make higher education more affordable. how can the the u.s. remain something that it has never been? is it great to drop bombs on people? is it great to lynch people? is it great to pollute the earth? is it great to steal half of mexico, and all of the u.s.? is it great to steal people from their homeland? is it great to murder and oppress trade unionists, political radicals, and others who have had the guts to oppose the beast? and by the way, just how is our economy growing? i know my bills keep increasing, but is that a good thing? i know we are creating more jobs at walmart and burger king, but is that a good thing? i know a small elite of corporate fuckheads continue to fill their pockets while the world drowns in poverty, but is that a good thing? is this a state of affairs we want to continue?
meanwhile, the paper reported that umass ta's rallied for a better contract. this piece of news was incorrectly reported. actually, they rallied for better t and a. whatever the case, i'm happy they got off their ass and butted heads with the administration on this hot button issue. i'll keep you abreast of any new developments in the story.
the story is one close to my heart, for i attended umass boston. umass remember this that kiss 108 is still kiss one oh eight, even though their spelled differently. umb was a good school. it was there that i meant pinko in vagina srikanth's class on native american literature. me and pinko are now inseparable. actually, we are 3,000 miles apart, but who cares for facts. facts and loose, right burt? because percentage players die broke too don't they burt. i had to hustle to get that line in. if you would only gleason more closely, you may catch more of these lines. ernie caught it too, and then ran down the street and got a sesame bagel. the cowboys defense could not keep the pats at bagel because their best player caught a colts. therefore, it was automatic who would win, because brady has got a gun, and it his constitutional right to use it. meanwhile, you keep on using me until you use me up, you take all my bills, and my happiness withers away. away back when, i was happy, but now i feel like shit and have to take happy. we are all entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of a penis.
last night, i went to a wonderful show. i saw the gay man's chorus. they started with a moving rendition (the song started at wally's and ended up at the regattabar) of the beatles "got to get you out of my ass." from there, they took on gary puckett's "young man get out of my ass, my love for you has come to pass. better run man, you're much too young man." i heard it through the vine deloria that marvin was their with his gaye friend. perhaps they will die for their sins. they then booked out of there and drove away in an alexie. when asked if we could catch up with them, my buddy said "sherman" however, i just wanted to go homo because that is where the heart is, so i said "let's get's out of queer" and we left.
the local paper reports that we can now "tour the moon on the web." however, if you do, there will be a warren for your arrest. they have already arrested sally, who was hemings and hampton hawesing throughout the interrogation. nasa has set up the site, but nasa, i don't want to go on it. is there nothing sacred anymore? is everything for john sayles, including my casa, and my planet? by the way, i went over bill's house with eddie and he made a keach. you have to planet if it's going to come out well. i was treated nizer by frank than i was by bill, so i knocked on nick wood, and said i guess i'll lesbian my way. there were times i bit off more than i could chew but through it all when there was no diggity no doubt on the radio, i composed myself and arranged to perform at symphony hall, but i had a sore throat and had to take a hall's cough drop and spit in the bucket. i was paid 500 buckets for the show, but the show was peter panned as garbage, a throw away. afterward, i recycled back to my glass house and saw nancy stone rooting for the colorado rockies. then i remembered that i had to get my diamond back from jim, who is slim but strong.
well, i must be getting back to "work" soon. in biology today, the students have to do a powerpoint on something that is destroying the earth, like acid rain and pollution. left out of the things they could choose to do were war and the corporate theft of the world's resources. and they say that you should never talk politics in school. everyday that politics are not discussed, this is a silent scream of consent for the status quo, ie war and corporate theft. and i will be there, "earning" my 13.40 an hour.
fuck school, long live education.