stuff

a couple of days ago, i saw a guy in a wheel chair, without legs. on his chair, he had a bumber sticker that said "jesus saves." now, not to be obvious, but if "jesus saves," why doesn't he save this guy's legs? at the very least, you would think the guy in the wheel chair would wonder about this.

saw a woman, also in a wheel chair. she must have been about a foot tall. she got on the train, and pulled out her ipod. it seems everyone has one but me. everybody buys in, huh? they can't cure anybody, but they can invent a million trinkets to keep them occupied. what a world.

"gene ammons saves." well, he sure as hell helps me get through the day.

i was talking to a kid in school today about the nba finals. i asked him who he thought would win. he replied, with a question mark lilt, "the celtics?" i then asked him how many games he thought it would go. he answered, "probably one. maybe two."

now hillary wants to work with obama and be his vp? that's like a woman saying a guy is an ignorant, ugly, obnoxious, asshole, and then going out with him. which, when you think about it, seems to be what happens most of the time.

the peanut man, gwc, was "teaching" about the court system today in u.s. history. he got upset when he thought the students weren't paying attention, and said "come on guys, most of you will probably be arrested someday, and i want you to be prepared when it happens." i think he was jokiing.

the small e told me he wasn't worried about the lakers, because "they have a bunch of fucking foreigners." guess the e man didn't watch the 04 olympics, where duncan, lebron, and ai came away with the bronze medal. well, at least he wasn't sticking it to the blacks. as lenny said, "america is a great country. where else can everybody get together and beat up the greeks?"

as pat boone sang, "i'm proud to be an american, and to live in the u.s.a"

hold on, i think i'm waking up.