they tell us they want democracy in iran. well, there was democracy in iran once, but we took care of that. 1953 may seem like a long time ago, but it really isn't. and besides, there is no statute of limitations when it comes to hypocrisy. in 1953 mossadegh, the leader of iran, decided it was time to nationalize british petroleum. that was it for him. and here we are today, lecturing iran about democracy. it would be funny, if it weren't so sad.

they tell us they aren't gonna use as much air power in afghanistan. this after killing 60 people with a drone in pakistan. look pricks, it doesn't matter where you use the bombs, it's the bombs themselves that are wrong. they are no better in pakistan than in afghanistan.

and they don't hurt any less when the president giving the ok on their use can properly pronounce the name of the nation he is destroying.