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we always hear about swing states. well, if there are so many of them, why didn't benny goodman run for president?

once my dad tried to hip a guy to a turrentine record. the dude looked at it and said "yeah, stanley tarrintino is a good player." great scott, shirley, doesn't anyone know the deal?

tina is a fey palin, but a good one.

the cho show may be the worst one yet. if she does a black voice one more time, or cries about how much she wanted to be "pretty" as a youngster once more, i may even become more bitter and cynical than i already am. yeah, it's that bad.

all you need to know is that all the farms in cuba are organic. isn't it a little strange that a guy asking a question about whether cuban farms were organic was eating a bag of kfc at the time? i mean, did he really care? i don't think he did. i think he just wanted to fuck with the guy's presentation. hey, not only are all the farms in cuba organic, but wasn't it the irish who made it so? don't be a child, ed, and believe otherwise. if you do, you're a stupid man. you're not stupid, snoop dogg is stupid.

ben webster playing ballads. wow. his wee small hours of the morning is much too much and just too very very to ever wind up in ben webster's dictionary.

where have the male vocalists gone? in fact, where has the phrase "male vocalist" gone? that's an auld phrase, by george, if you get the tenor of my message. in fact, it's a message from the grass roots, that was delivered at my door by the doors. i was suprised they had the stones to ring my cool papa bell, as they were out of their negro league, but by josh gibson, they did it. now i need to turn the satchel paige. well, here's to you, mrs. jackie robinson.

remember vote or die? how about vote or break your arm? it seems a little drastic to skip right to death, doesn't it? how about a good flu? if you get one, make sure to see dr. dre, who will likely tell you to drink ice tea and coco and get plenty of bed rest.

i'm hearing the bailout is up to 850 billion now. and ths brings up the question yet again... just what will it take for kucinich to bolt the democratic party? i mean, the guy makes a lot of sense. well, what can you do.

i suppose he would rather be in government than writing a blog. well, i'm not gonna cry naomi wolf about it.