happy jew year

this title satisfies in three ways...
it's a pun
i'm a jew
i couldn't think of a better title

the new year is here. i sit in the local library, while a crazy looking merle haggard guy plays a parton making me want to get up and get the hell out of here. but, the blog aj muste go on.

i have a problem. i want to see my fbi file but i don't want to pay for it. any suggestions? if you get the file, and it's empty, are you happy that it's empty or are you pissed that they don't consider you more of a threat? i thought when i considered legally changing my name to david atta that they might get a little concerned. rats.

i might get thai food tonite to celebrate new year's. should i dress up? should i wear a tie while i eat thai food? or should i watch a boxing match that ended in a tie? perhaps, i should just draw, or read the color purple. or better yet, maybe i should take a walker with alice through some meadows, and then head to a garland after drinking a glass of red wine with george wein.

how to ring in the new year? should i watch lord of the rings, or try to get lord hampton a new trial? should i praise the lord, or take a tripp with linda to the hamptons? should i start a flowers collection with gennifer, or take a tom cruise on the hudson river with my dream girl jennifer? we could sail beyonce the blue horizon. i could take a boat trip in the atlantic ocean with a carribean queen, or get into a car with my friend and listen to billie holiday. should i even celebrate this hoilday? if i go out, there are liable to be a lot of strange fruits and lover men helen reddy to piss me off. of course, everything could be fine and mellow, but why take the chance? larry tells me i should stay holmes. perhaps, that would be travis best.

the last time i went out for new years, i got stuck in an irish bar and had to listen to a bunch of short dicked, red faced, drunken fascists chant "usa usa" as the clock struck 12. i wonder, stevie, if any of those guys, none of whom are my buddies, have enlisted in the army. come on guys, go ahead and act on your patriotism. i hear those electric wheel chairs are getting better. stupid white motherfuckers.

2008? i hope for a year without bombs. a year when the hungry are fed, the homeless are housed, the sick are cured, and the ignorant get the shit kicked out of them.

crap, i think i'm waking up now.

to my readers. keep it reel. the question is, will it be life of brian for the 1st time or bananas for the 20th?

i hope the new year finds you either sleeping or having sex.

peace.