or, dorothy, you are still reading closely. you are the sun, you are the rain. lionel got ritchie (rich) from that song. just so you know, it is hard to get an editor at my salary (celery, salari, so larry). you see, it is the brilliant thoughts, the one of a kind genius, the unique creativity, that you should all remember, not a word hear and there. (that should have been here, you hear?) this blog may be going down the you tube, judging by these paper clips. are we really so starved for entertainment? this is all so camp. this concentration of puns is almost too much, even for me. well, jew (you) do what jew (you) gotta do, and when in roma (rome), do what the roma (rome) do. furthermore, remember to be gay (gaye) all the while, for you are a yellow star, jones. i would love to chew the fat (phat) with you, but i am going to have to by (buy, bye)pass on giving you my view for the time being. to that, you will probably say "whoppi!" which is as good as goldberg. i don't care, cey (say) what you have to. but just remember; you can ron (run) but you can't hyde (hide), mr (miss, mrs, mister, sir), because where ever you vengco (go), i'll be there to carey (carry) the load with tom laundry (landry). and then, we will take a math class with mr. cao (cow), boy because we are upward bound. just wear (where) your jean (gene)ammons pants, and speak your piece (peace) as if you had a mike (mic) in your hand.
let us drink the buble, michael. don't wine and complain, for you can rum but you can't hide, so just gin and beer it. there i go a gin, about to take that ride with sally again, because i didn't have the will,son to take the daye off and picket. i felt fenced in. thoughts of having 2 and a half kids merged with watching 8 and a half, so i compromised and watched 2 men and went to the gap and got a bebe coat of paint which i used to clean up eddie house's language. he struck a tender posey, so i didn't have to get a posse after that pussy. he did tell me i was a little pushy for telling him that i thought he lived too poshy. as danit woman would say "whatever". once i went to herr house with james, but i didn't diggs it, so i gave deondrae a call. his phone was busy. he tells me his phone is always busy. just yesterday, it did the dishes.
mitt romney defended his mormon faith yesterday. they say it was his best speech yet. does that say anything?
don't dog steve kerr. he was a good shooter, and a cool cat to boot. he often sneaked up on the competition. he was also a nice guy to converse with. even the all stars enjoyed his conversation. then, when it was reggie miller time, he new how to pacer himself and to drink responsibly. a lot of bucks were wasted on these spurs of the moment night outs, which would nets bars quite a bit of money. they would be there until the suns would rise. they would flock to each other like hornets, and hold each other in raptor like attention. and they were always patriots. when the rockets would red glare, their eyes would david wells up, and they would be receptive to any and all military strikes planned by our leaders. to them, war was a ball, that they would catch on the evening news while they relaxed at home run. they managed to ignore the brutality, the cluster bombs, the genocide. they were cheerleaders, they martha rooted for the home team. "we will win" they said "for we are on god's side" moses that if we just left people malone, maybe things wood get better in the nick of time. but no, said the other players, for we would rather keep dropping kirshbaum's on people. that is the mark price our permissive society must pay, for we must remember that god created adam and eve, not atom and steve. what has science attained for us? we need to keep our ion the prize, and remember that you can not cell the important things. life will often intestine us in both small and large ways. life is filled with testes, but can be a real lucille ball if you learn how to esther rolle with the punches. just remember to not act like a dick, don't drive a van, and don't become a dyke. the u.s. bombed the dykes during the korean war. this was not a gay time for the korean people. it was a war crime. but there was no nuremberg for us, no trials, no one remembers, no one intones "never again."
lenny bruce once said that "if we lost world war two, truman would have been strung up by his balls." cross out truman and put in all of our leaders since, and the line still works. bruce also said, in the voice of a german war criminal on trial, "do you think you are superior because you burned your enemies from long distance without having to see what you did?"
i don't think bruce was really persecuted for saying "cocksucker," do you?
we are all on the reservation now.
except for those rich white assholes who are still running the show.
welcome to ground hog's day.
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