remember when we would do the dahomey dance? oh, lay me down, for i harry a heavy load, but the truman show must go own. besides, having found the atomic bomb, we have used it. well, i found some dog shit on my walk to the bus stop, and i didn't use that.
word to those who ring my bell on saturday morning in an attempt to convert me to their religious fix; let freedom ring, but not my doorbell. let freedom ring, and not the free dumb, which we have a lot of in this country. in fact, it's the unknown 6th freedom guaranteed by the 1st amendment; the freedom to be a stupid motherfucker.
yes, if we must have a victoria's secret, i continue to insist, with all my heart and soul, that we should also have a victor's mystery. he too must have some something to hide, something nobody is aware of. no more shall our great male vocalists have to sing that old standard "without a thong."
dick johnson is still the best name i've ever heard. and he's not even a porn star. i heard him play once, and he introduced himself as john dixon. that, to me, is humor. but, as you know, i haven't got any taste. in fact, i have no sense at all.
whatever happened to jared israel? and why did he need to drink a gallon of water to get through a ten minute speech? at least he was better than jim from cambridge. isn't that annoying; jim from cambridge? who gives a shit where he's from? any skinny white guy who goes into a black community college eating kfc, and who then proceeds to get pissed at a black farmer for saying that the farms in cuba are organic, should be shot. later, i saw him at a bar, angrily requesting that they blast an interview with studs terkel. later still, i've noticed that he goes to a lot of political rallies and speeches, but he never stays for long. when i saw barsamian, he left after 15 minutes. fuck this guy.
jim from cambridge. what about bob from boston? tom from newton? henry from brookline?
cyborg's ten point program
1) free all fecal matter
2) recycle your socks
3) shoot the shit and ask questions later
4) vote and die
5) don't run from race
6) don't let them ban sex; they took everything else
7) sing show tunes
8) don't bug people at flea markets
9) ask not how your country is fucking with you; ask how you can fuck with your country
10) we call for a living wage, the abolition of prisons, trial by a jury of our pears and other fruits, an end to homophobia, the us out of everywhere, and sainthood for fidel.
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