Communique #1 from the Chairman

I wish i could teach the music of ike quebec, but alas, i am not certified in geography. Instead, i am a teacher's aide. Last week, Oman was told to"evaluate each expression." For each problem, he wrote "evaluate." This answer is probably no worse than the correct ones. Oman should be outside, running in a meadow and sitting by a babbling brook, plotting a revolution while listening to "Songs for Swingin Fuckers" but our educational system will not abide by such a plan. Yes, I have a plan and two pairs of pants. I'm a goin good heh boss? Yes, working in a school sucks, but the rent doesn't ask how you get your money, and the last time i checked, masturbation still doesn't pay, at least not in a way that my landlord would find acceptable. Does George Bush care about Oman?
O man, let me tell you, no one hears your cry in this world, particularly hellen keller, see what i mean? You may stevie wonder where i am going with this. I'm not sure, but i know that...free time is underrated, that school and education have nothing to do with each other, that school and prison are first cousins, that the only standards children should be learning are stardust and summertime, and that it is cool that my job is so shitty that i have enough free time to write mediocre meanderings while i'm still on the clock. When is the last time someone rocked around the clock? Perhaps when bill haley's comet last hit. Love live... ike quebec's soul samba, how non-violence protects the state, libraries, food not bombs, especially the soup, "you're a stupid man, you're not stupid you're dog's stupid," and tommy flanagan (wasn't it the irish?)good bless amerikka, land that i hate. peace.